You should raise your offer

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The perfect counter

You could easily clean up bots and spam and make the service viable for many more users Removing bots and spam is a lot less complicated than what the Tesla self driving team is doing ( based on hearing the last edge case meeting ) -

And why should blue check marks be limited to the elite , press and celebrities ? How is that democratic ?

The Kingdom would like a word .. https://twitter.com/Alwaleed_Talal/status/1514615956986757127?s=20&t=2q4VfMBXrldYGj 3vFN_row @

Back of the envelope ... Twitter revenue per employee : $ 5B rev / 8k employees = $ 625K rev per employee in 2021 Google revenue per employee : $ 257B rev / 135K employee = $ 1.9M per employee in 2021 Apple revenue per employee : $ 365B rev / 154k employees = $ 2.37M per employee in fiscal 2021

Twitter revenue per employee if 3k instead of 8k : $ 5B rev / 3k employees = $ 1.66m rev per employee in 2021 ( more industry standard )

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Insane potential for improvement

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Day zero

Sharpen your blades boys

2 day a week Office requirement = 20 % voluntary departures

https://twitter.com/jason/status/1515094823337832448?s=10&t=CWr2U7sH4cuVOsahPgiKR

I mean , the product road map is beyond obviously

Premium feature abound ... and twitter blue has exactly zero

What committee came up with the list of dog shit features in Blue ? ! ? It's worth paying to turn it off !

Yeah , what an insane piece of shit !

Maybe we don't talk twitter on twitter DM

Was just thinking that haha

Nothing said there so far is anything different from what I said publicly .

Btw , Parag is still on a ten day vacation in Hawaii

No reason to cut it short ... in your first tour as ceo

( !!! )

Shouldn't he be in a war room right now ? ! ?

Does doing occasional zoom calls while drinking fruity cocktails at the Four Seasons count ?

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I'm starting a DAO

Money goes to buy twitter shares , if you don't wine money goes to open source twitter competitor @

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I will be universally beloved , since it is so easy to please everyone on twitter

It feels like everyone wants the same exact thing , and they will be patient and understanding of any changes ... Twitter Stans are a reasonable , good faith bunch

These dipshits spent a years on twitter blue to give people exactly .... Nothing they want !

Splitting revenue with video creators like YouTube could be huge unlock

We could literally give video creators 100 % of their ad revenue up to $ 1m then do split

Absolutely

5 Teams : 5 Northstar metrics 1. Legacy Opps : uptime , speed 2. Membership team : remove bots while getting users to pay for " Real Name Memberships " $ 5 a month $ 50 a year . Includes 24 hours response to customer service 3. Payments : % of users that have connected a bank account / made a deposit 4. Creator Team : get creators to publish to twitter first ( musicians , YouTubers , tiktokers , etc ) by giving them the best % split in the industry ( and promotion ) 5. Transparency Team : make the Algorithm & Moderation understandable and fair

I think those are the 5 critical pieces ... everyone agrees to " year one " sprint , including coming back to offices within the first 60 days ( unless given special dispensation for extraordinary contribution )

Hard Reboot the organization

Feels like no one is setting priorities ruthlessly .. 12,000 working on whatever they want ? ! ? No projects being cancelled ?!

Move HQ to Austin , rent gigafactory excess space

Want to be a strategic advisor if this works out ?

100 %

Board member , advisor , whatever ... you have my sword

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If 2 , 3 or 4 unlock they are each 250b + markets

Payments is $ 250-500b , YouTube / creators is $ 250b +

Membership no one has tried really .... So hard to estimate . 1-5m paid members maybe @ $ 50-100 a year ? 250k corporate memberships @ 10k a year ?

You are a mind reader

Put me in the game coach !

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Twitter CEO is my dream job

https://apple.news/AIDqUaC24Sguyc959krWlig

we should get Mr Beast to create for twitter ... we need to win the next two generations ( millennials and Z are " meh " on twitter )

For sure

Hell yeah !!

It will take a few months for the deal to complete before I'm actually in control

Just had the best idea ever for monetization ... if you pay .01 per follower per year , you can DM all your followers up to 1x a day .

500,000 follows = $ 5,000 and 1 DM them when I have new podcast episode , or I'm doing an event ... or my new book comes out

And let folks slice and dice .... so , you could DM all your twitter followers in Berlin and invite them to the GigaRave

Oh my lord this would unlock the power of Twitter and goose revenue massively .... Who wouldn't pay for this ! ? ! ?

and if you over use the tool and are annoying folks would unfollow you ... so it's got a built in safe guard ( unlike email spam )

Imagine we ask Justin Beaver to come back and let him DM his fans ... he could sell $ 10m in merchandise or tickets instantly , Would be INSANE for power users and companies

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1521158715193315328?s=10&t=ghtc On6KY9B9C4VtlIFIO

on thing you can do in this regard is an SPV of 250 folks capped at $ 10m .. pain on the next for a large company , but one item on cap table

You do have to have someone lead / manage the SPV

Go ahead

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When you're private its fairly easy to do , but I think current shareholders have to re - up

Are you sure ?

I am not

Have never done a take private

Large shareholders ( QPs ) are likely different than non - accredited investors

What's going on with you marketing an SPV to randos ? This is not ok .

Not randos , I have the largest angel syndicate and that's how I invest . We've done 250+ deals like this and we know all the folks . I though that was how folks were doing it .

$ 100m + on commitments , but if that not ok it's fine . Just wanted to support the effort .

~ 300 QPs and 200 accredited investors said they would do it . It's not an open process obviously , only folks already in our syndicate .

There is * massive demand to support your effort btw ... people really want to see you win .

Morgan Stanley and Jared think you are using our friendship not in a good way

This makes it seem like I'm desperate .

Please stop

Only ever want to support you .

Clearly you're not desperate - you have the worlds greatest investors voting in support of a deal you already have covered . you're overfunded . will quietly cancel it ... And to be clear , I'm not out actively soliciting folks . These are our exiting LPs not rondos . Sorry for any trouble

Morgan Stanley and Jared are very upset

Ugh

SPVs are how everyone is doing there deals now ... Luke loved to SPVS etc

Just trying to support you ... obviously . I reached out to Jared and sort it out .

* moved

Yes , I had to ask him to stop .

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Cleaned it up with Jared

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I get where he is coming from .... Candidly , This deal has just captures the worlds imagination in an unimaginable way . It's bonkers ....

And you know I'm ride or die brother - I'd jump on a grande for you

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